Bios
Harvard Hooligan suffers from chronic senioritis. He writes, directs, and edits these powerful films. When he’s sober, he also writes a column for the Denver Post.
Housewife Hooligan makes sure that everything in our studio is kept nice and clean. Housewife is very organized and meticulous. He does not like it when the other Hooligans sit on his bed or use his pens as tiger fangs. Formerly a heavyweight rower, Housewife now cooks a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Housewife can also get violent and testy at the slightest provocation. He likes to punch people.
Hillbilly Hooligan is a polite southern gentleman of a Christian disposition. He believes that all the other Hooligans will eventually end up in hell. Formerly a quarterback for the Harvard football team, he is now a thespian who stars in HRDC performances. In sharp contrast to the other Hooligans, the Hillbilly actually has acting skills. He is as handsome as Heath Ledger and as holy as Mel Gibson. On his spare time, the Hillbilly likes to toss a football, pluck his guitar strings, yodel, and look at porn.
Hunchback Hooligan is from Europe and looks like Quasimodo. Widely recognized as the ugliest of the Hooligans, Hunchback has no problems keeping the girls away. Because he is a foreigner, we Americans make fun of him. Hunchback likes expensive wines.
Hairy Hooligan has a lot of hair on his head and chest and rear. A member of both the Lampoon and Crimson, Hairy hoped to join the most prestigious and established student group on campus, so he COMPed the Hooligans. After being rejected four times after working really hard, he is now a member. We made him shave his hairy ass.
